I think They Might Be Giants said it best: Everyone in this town is trying to burn the foreheads down
What is the deal with bangs on TV? First Elisha Cuthbert with her unfortunate hairdo on 24, now Jennifer Garner on Alias and Portia deRossi on Arressted Development. I'm sure there are more, but I can't bear to watch. The bangs are hideous. Long, scraggly, hanging over eyebrows. I miss the foreheads. PLEASE, STUDIO EXECS, BRING BACK THE FOREHEADS.
And on a totally different hair note... Fauxhawks are out? I love the fauxhawk. If I was a gay man (or even just a friendly metrosexual) I would totally wear my hair in a fauxhawk. Fauxhawk fauxhawk fauxhawk. But apparently they're out. And I just found out what they're called. Damn.
********edit 5/16/04********
I've noticed a lot of people are searching for "fauxhawk" and the lovely google is sending you here. For your appreciation, a picture:

It's David Beckham, the most fabulous metrosexual there is, sporting the grandaddy of all fauxhawks. You can also check out Bradley Cooper from Alias. Back in season one he had a mean fauxhawk going on. It was more subtle than Beckham's, though. A second-generation fauxhawk, I guess.