Oh you guys...

don't encourage them
yet they're very impressive
the Spam sent-by names

Here's a list of some of my favorite names that "send" me spam. I'm sure the spammers just have some software that generates these names, but damn they're funny.

Shuddered L. Reputation
(this could possibly be my freshman year roommate)

Yogurt R. Sublet
(what's happening in my stomach right now)

Brittleness R. Requesting
(brittleness r requesting you eat some effing calcium, bitch)

Manger I. Plexiglas
(aka: Just A. Greenhouse)

Dirtied C. Cupid
(dirtied c cupid and then try to hump him)

Lodger S. Henceforth
(seriously, I think I've heard this one at the playground. "LODGER! Don't throw rocks at Hunter and Ryder!")

Emaciate H. Laid
(sigh. anorexics always get the hot action)

Conformists A. Woodcutter
(yeah and Nonconformists B. Unemployed)

Thank-you. I'll be here all week.

Comments

[Brother Kenya]

Good ones! My all-time favorite, though, is -- get this -- Liebfraumilch S. Sidecar. Sublime!

[elkenarra]

Every time I overcome this street, I have the feeling that something precious flutters on my own. Something that bids up to rise above the little person wich I am and in that window sill to settle with a new brightness, with the strike colors of its wings, suddenly, the steel butterfly unfolds its revealed nature.

[jillian]

wow...you get exciting spamm....all I get is some reference to poker or somesuch.

I'm jealous...well...maybe not.

[Kari]

Here's a spam subject line I got today:

"Your order has been processed brat"

I see they're resorting to sweet talk now.