"Well, I can't poop in the potty because there is no poop in my body."
"My brain lives in my head."
"Sometimes this thing hangs off my fingernail and I have to chew it."
"There is something crusty in my eye. DON'T CLEAN IT. I'm going to eat it."
"You have a bulva and not a penis, but you still have pee in your body, but how does that work?"
"My voice comes from my throat. I can feel my voice. In my throat. And I have pictures!"
"My brain protects my skull."
"Hairspray will put bugs in your hair"
"I was a baby in your tummy. I had a rocking chair in there."
Super, super awesome.
Posted by: Alison Strobel Morrow | April 23, 2012 at 07:31 PM